"Lets start with a simple question. Do you like toyz ?! Are you an audiophile?! If so, boy do I have what YOU need! The NewQ Platinum is the top of the line Equalizer your computer can get! This thing has all the bells and whistles you would expect, and you're sure to make A LOT of people jealous and go OOOOOH, and AHHHHH when you bring this baby to a LAN party."
FULL STORY @ THE-CTRL-ALT-DEL (http://www.the-ctrl-alt-del.com/2001/Review/Maab/NewQ/)