"Time is a fickle mistress. She moves ever so slowly when the arrival of the UPS man and your new GeForce3 are eminent. She tears by with reckless abandon, all the while giggling, as your new cutting edge technology is reduced to the sharpness of a spoon. Basically many of you will witness this first hand when you fire up the latest and greatest game on the market, Max Payne. Didn't you just buy that GeForce2 Ultra? You remember the one you pre-ordered and waited weeks for its delivery. Bah! That Ultra is too slow. It's time to grab a new toy. "